ElskaPaint!

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
image

(via legallyblackeyedbitch)

cumberbum:

More footage of Benedict at SDCC

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via sassassinates)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via the-girly-gamer)

kimkayhoolywood:

Energy had me like

kimkayhoolywood:

And he can’t stop and he won’t fucking stop

kimkayhoolywood:

And he can’t stop and he won’t fucking stop